"Being successful is a big deal in our society. It's measured by making money, building a social media platform, having photogenic children, and owning a trendy, expensive dog (here's looking at you, labradoodles). Oh, and by how often you cancel plans because you're just "overwhelmed." It's normal to want success, but if you can't afford a hypoallergenic dog, it's time to cut that shit out. Stop wanting to be something you're not. Instead, embrace satisficiency- a made up word that combines sufficiency with satisfactory (it's twice as adequate!) This book will help you achieve nothing, while appearing to have everything."